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I hope that this email in broken English which I have received from my dishonest seller/sanctioner from refuge in my laptop, is a legitimate gesture of reaching out to inform me that s/he is on top of this disgruntled eBay consumer's case of injustice; I know, however, that it was a far from personal message (I had sent pictures and even circled the anomaly in the product delivered) and that I'm going to have to assume an Iron Lady role in rectifying my situation ere everything is lost to me and I'm a destitute wench with my face downward-ass upward along the street curb for unexpecting almsgivers pitifully to pelt pesos inherited from their co-workers' garbagemen's local Home Depot's lawnmowers' next-door neighbors' transborder families.

I just spent $20 (including free shipping) on the part, but I was just putting my Ph. D. in Melodrama to use.

In order to avoid total deracination of my neurons, however, I have invested my energies in trying to derive and integrate the most knowledge that I can from this knitting book that I've had for a month, and in which I've looked maybe thrice before today -- the day on which I must return it to the library. At least I did my first basic knit-on cast-on and knit stitch, which also lead to the discovery of this:



If I were an avid YouTube junkie, then I would squander my lack of a life and opulence in the currency of Time on sundry YouTube videos, then I would totally forage the abysmal vault of videos in order to find invaluable rarestones such as the following:



That comment was extracted from the yay- and naysaying plebeians of this video, in which the tutelary of fine, neophytic knitting has an English accent. The comment was most likely made by one across the Atlantic from that land mass between Canada and Mexico.


ALSO THIS NEEDS TO BE SHARED, AND THERE NEEDS TO BE INTERPLANETARY, INTERGALACTIC MOURNING:




NOOOOO, JASON, NOOOOOO! I mean, I haven't watched your show for what might be four years now (because of Samantha's and your reunion), but I've been thinking of taking the four-year trek to catch up to you Port Charles distant family quadruply removed. However, now that you -- the partial reason for my early burgeoning -- are riding off into the distances across the Port Charles River, I'm just going to remain seated here and marinate in my spinster girl problems with my crochet hook, knitting needles, and the yarn that has been through trial and unraveling and re-raveling tribulation.
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